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puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.
wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.
by weisyo May 31, 2006
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Puddle of Mudd

Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.
Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".
by Yo Momma December 17, 2004
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Puddle of Mudd

A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.
Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.
by Deathgrind > you November 4, 2006
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puddle snipe

when someone steps in a puddle unknowingly causing either their shoe to get soaked or their pants. Or even both.
Emma: So then I- *steps in puddle* DAMN!

Liz: Haha! Puddle snipe!
by a.random.person December 18, 2008
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puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.
Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
by Bellboy April 29, 2007
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Puddle Nutz

When one has a patch of sweat between the scrotum and ass crack.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.
by MaxIso April 13, 2004
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puddle bunny

A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men
Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!
by bigsexydude October 7, 2009
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