Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
by Forillz December 18, 2017
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Puberty

Puberty can mean many things. One way of puberty is a men period. A men’s puberty period could mean that a men gets ready to react on puberty. Put puberty can mean how you got made. You got made by a smooth hug between your parents in which your dads peines came into your moms vegina. And there your dads liquid came into the stomach. You raced and won so you are all winners!!
Puberty can mean different things
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puberty

It's fucked up bro...
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
man, hey puberty, this is easy. boy, this is awesome. girl, WTFFFFFFF. grill, AWWWWW BURGER
by Sigma chad male 34 April 04, 2022
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Age of puberty

The age you Start puberty
I'm at the age of puberty so that is why I am a Creep
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Stage puberty

Back in her Stage puberty
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pubertie

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.
I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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Puberty 1

Puberty 1, also known as Little Juvenescence, is a collection of behaviors exhibited in pre-teenagers (or teenagers) starting puberty. The behaviors are as follows: frustration and/or aggression towards parents, frustration and/or aggression around adults, lack of any emotion, only exhibiting happiness around friends, confusion and slight disgust of younger children, excessive dirty mindedness, obscene jokes, and tendency to get overemotional. These behaviors are very commonly found in pubescent males, but can also be examined in females.
Shane was appalled at the little kids around us while he was hanging out with me!”
Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“
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