Pseuddhist

Someone who claims to principle their life on Buddhist teachings but is apathetic about practicing them.

Pseuddhist: Buddhism has had a huge impact on my life.
Man: Do you meditate often?
Pseuddhist: What?

by Rofl Waffle May 14, 2008

psuedoswag

the state of thinking one has swagger, when in reality, he does not

Many male caucasian athletes have psuedoswag when they play pick-up basketball games.

by TylerandJoeFoSho September 1, 2010

pseudo-ephedrine

Ingredient in Speed/Ice.
Used to be in Vick's Inhaler's, can now be obtained pure to make homemade shit.

"Ever wonder why someone would need to buy 24 Vick's Inhaler's at 4:00am. I tell you, they don't have a cold."

by Diego August 18, 2003

pseudo-grunge

Adj. A popular clothing style which was the bastard child of late-90's street fashion and the 80's aesthetic, pigeonholed as "preppy", because of it's organic and pale colors.The fashion end of it's design can be developed to such a degree that it could be claimed as foofy.watch any group of young people at a mall, wal-mart, et-cetera.

kid 1 :"Super Mario Brothers rocks. I love the 80's."
kid 2 :"Dude, you weren't even alive in the 80's".
kid 3 :"Pseudo-grunge poser!"

by DJ Dogman April 20, 2006

pseudo goth

Anyone who tries to act "gothic," but isn't really gothic in nature.
Includes people who try to wear "gothic" clothing, get numerous piercings, or talk obsessively about darkness, death, and destruction, in order to either be cool, get attention, or be seen as dark and mysterious.
This does not apply to people who wear "gothic" clothing just because they like it, or people who really are goths. Psuedo goths are merely people who are posing as something they aren't.

The phrase also could be extended to those elements of popular culture that emulate the "goth" style or theme but are nonetheless mainstream in their making.

This could furthermore be extended to apply to some bands, but not nessecarily the ones listed in previous entries for this word.

1) Some pseudo goths were seen hanging around at the mall and terrorizing three-year-olds.
2)That shirt's pretty cool. The style's sorta pseudo goth, miked with raver.
3)That band is sorta pseudo goth.

by andriod5 December 27, 2005

Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

psuedo boyfriend

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits

Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."

by L love September 4, 2005