Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

by The post officer January 3, 2011

prostate wash

a female douche bag

why did that prostate wash come to our high school reunion? and what's with her douchebag husband?

by specialneeds7744 December 17, 2008

Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.

Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

front prostate

clitoris

taps needs a massage on her front prostate

by 51423 December 10, 2020

lil prostate

the coolest pussy fucking rapper who likes oprah

NIGGER lil prostate

by lil prostate bioat May 5, 2018