Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.
by Dudelicker February 13, 2019
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Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.
The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.
The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.
That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.
The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.
The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.
That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.
The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
by Louis P. July 31, 2006
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a master of his craft, the 10th prestige must be fluent in 1337 speak and barely have their flesh burned by the oh so abusive sunlight, usually a basement dweller of abnormal proportions who lives on hot pockets and other microwavable delights
what the hell is that blob?
it's rob, he just reached 10th prestige
holy shit this guy went 49 and 2
relax he's a tenth, he doesn't know any better
it's rob, he just reached 10th prestige
holy shit this guy went 49 and 2
relax he's a tenth, he doesn't know any better
by xX1337scopesXx September 22, 2010
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He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.
He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.
girl1 is that preston?!
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!
girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!
girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine
by Ilovepreston November 21, 2013
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Mahado is the Dark Magician
by dark blade2 November 8, 2003
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"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
by Nick D November 9, 2005
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