Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.

'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>

by neoshinobii July 5, 2014

Probitory

A probing manner of speech or activity.

The discussion got so probitory I thought he was inside of me.

by Swordly Dude September 25, 2015

Probatentiability

The potential that something is probable.

Is it going to rain today?

There is a high probatentiability that it will.

by Kooie August 5, 2017

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019

Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020

probit

a very short person but the term can only be used to insult tall people

Person 1: You’re a probit
Taller Person: Im literally taller than you
Person 1: Exactly

by bantu!! May 24, 2023