100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.

by parabola1979 January 5, 2012

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Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.

I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.

by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010

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second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

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probemotion

Getting a promotion by getting fucked in the ass.

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.

by digitechguy July 25, 2011

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Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

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