dirty preacher

a dirty dirty sex position
also known as 'the Crandy'

Jenna likes 'the Crandy' also known as the dirty preacher.

by scofflaw December 18, 2013

Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.

That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.

by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014

preaner

Also spelt Preener and sometimes Preanar, someone (usally a guy)about 15 or so who hangs around with tweens only so they can be praised by those naive and younger then them. Is dangerously close to a cradle-snatcher

That Toby is such a preaner. I heard he tried to hook up at lil' Sharece's party last Thursday. He gives me the creeps.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

preanticipate

1.To have advance knowledge that you are about to become aware of a situation which has not yet become a reality.
2. To anticipate an anticipation of unforeseen events.

My penis preanticipated Mark's mother's need to be penetrated so without our knowledge or approval proceeded to violate her anus.

by captainzenon October 18, 2010

Preacher Creeper

A person on a college campus that is dressed like a college student, but is clearly not a student, and tries to talk to you about their religion.

Dude, I got stuck talking to a preacher creeper for ten minutes yesterday.

by sollers August 29, 2012

Undocumented Preacher

Found in rural and inner city America. Started a nondenominational, unaffiliated church in an abandoned mini-mall storefront or small building with very low or no rent. If the church becomes a success, may acquire a degree from an unaccredited small Bible college or the internet. Active in local politics.

The leader of the Down the Road Church spoke at tonight’s city council meeting against the initiative because it did not, “follow God’s law and therefore was unconstitutional.” When asked by the city council president where the Bishop received his degree, he held up his Bible to a quiet chorus of “Amen” from attendees. The Undocumented Preacher won the day and the initiative failed.

by GusII January 15, 2010

Preach

1) Speak your mind!
2) religious term - Kirk Franklin keeps it real.

"yo i'm out, PREACH!"

by Shaun December 4, 2004