baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011

thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.

"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"

by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018

preej

contraction of pre-ejaculation

"I was all fired up until he preejed." "As soon as I touched it he preejed all over himself."

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

prayergasm

A combination of the action of praying and the noises generally associated with an orgasm. Commonly used in the Christian faith.

Mom: "Yes Jesus! Jesus, Jesus, Jesuusssss." deep orgasmic sigh

Paul: Dude, my mom is totally having a prayer orgasm.

Bree: It's a prayergasm!

by Paul Zepeda February 10, 2008

Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020

prebel

like poser a popular person trying to be a rocker, goth, urban rebel, hippy (I like that word) metal head, punk ext

Cheerleeder dressed in black cargos and an anarchy tee shirt

by BOB May 28, 2004

precel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.

2) Kawaii boi 𝕻𝖗𝖟𝖊𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖜

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

by Not Nugget April 20, 2021