Pre-order

Refers to somebody of age messaging and chatting up a “minor” and waiting for them to turn of legal age before they fully make a move to them.

I pre-ordered that ting she was too fire not to!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 08, 2023

Pre-Ask

verb: To ask someone a question before asking a question.

"Hey Tommy, can I ask you a question? (the pre-ask) Why is the IT department so cruel? (the real question)"

by JDubs81 June 05, 2009

pre-dibs

Calling dibs before dibs.

They were going to the carnival tomorrow. Shayne called pre-dibs for all the rides.

by KaraSucksss July 03, 2008

Pre-TSD

Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder: The condition of feeling traumatized before a particularly unpleasant event happens.

Dude I think I have Pre-TSD, I am dreading going to the ballet with my mother for the next 5 hours.

by JohnM86 May 20, 2013

Pre-Nip

an agreement signed before a breast augmentation to ensure that the male buying the boobs gets reimbursed if the relationship ends

Before Marc paid for Nicole's boob job, he made her sign a pre-nip. He wanted to make sure he was getting to use the jugs for his entertainment and only his. If she rolls his ass, he gets the money back.

by Haywood19 November 08, 2010

Forbidden Pre

Forbidden Pre is your motivation from all the heartache you've been through pressed into small bursts. Commonly it is used in the gym to push yourself do do better than you did prior.

I'm gonna use my divorce as my forbidden pre. I gotta show her what she's missing!

by Thatdudefromthatcompanyinthatc February 13, 2023

Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.

Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.

by SolidFour October 13, 2011