potatogenic

A photogenic potato. Or someone who is as photogenic as a potato.

"My selfies are so bad. I'm the opposite of photogenic. I'm potatogenic."
"We still love you! Now I'm hungry for potatoes."

by Potatogenic July 31, 2024

potatocakesyt

Hitler if he were slightly more gooder.

"Did you hear about what potatocakesyt said live on AlexOddity's stream?"

by MasenVerse February 25, 2025

Potatoface

When you do a terrible Irish accent and, raise the tone of your voice by an octave, and squish up your face like a constipated leprechaun.

Not recommended. As offensive to the Irish as blackface is to black people.

"Every time a rainbow comes out, Shlomo pipes up about a pot of gold in that stupid accent and potatoface.

by Gogglespaezao December 18, 2025

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

couch potatotalitarianism

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt

Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism

by Morriebunned May 29, 2017

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017