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Porsche Moment

when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.

if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough
I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner
by AssLicker8497 May 20, 2024
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Porsch

An intermediary term that sits between Boujee and artistic, extra and classic, & fresh and ratchet.
that girl is eating cup ramen in a Chanel suit is so porsch.
by JFDK wiep May 10, 2018
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Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
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Porsche

Porsche is a very beautiful girl! The way she’s able to articulate information is incredible.There’s no better friend or wife than her; loyalty means alot to her too! She doesn’t really allow people into her private life.In fact, Porsche doesn’t feel obligated to show every layer of herself.Not to mention that her pockets are always on FULL….doesn’t want for anything.The boys go crazy over her.Girls on the other hand are obsessed too but show it differently. Talk about her to friends but don’t say a thing negative to her face lol just a compliment.Porsche’s not dumb and keeps her P’s & Q’s in line.Not much of a talker….Don’t mistaken her pretty face and pink mini skirt as a weakness! When comes down to Porsche..she remains a mystery a good one though.People think she’s very calm but in reality she’s very self reserved.Definitely a trendsetter! Self pampering days are her thing!Different hair style every week.
“Porsche is just that girl
by Blanco Cherry November 22, 2021
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Porsche

A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.
The transmission fell out of my Porsche again
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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The Porsche 959MK

The Porsche 959MK is a fictional rallycar appearing in the World Rally Championship and sometimes in the Paris-Dakar rally in the 1980s that is a rare version of the usual Porsche 959 and the 959K by being designed by Porsche itself to have an engine tucked way behind instead of in the front as it should be that is supplied with air by a powerfully complex turbocharger that is also spooled by a weirdo thing called 'Gyatt' that supplies the actual turbocharger AND the engine of the Porsche that is a flat-6, essentially making a weirdo kind of charger setup and configuration that is called the "Compound turbogyatt" configuration cuz of itself being compounded or having the ability to supply the 2 turbos by eachother as well.

Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)
The Porsche 959MK is my favorite car, cuz i like brainrot including gyatt and Skibidi fnr. I don't even focking know why, yet i have to wish that no one, not even a wacky-o Millia main from Guiltygear tries to eat my waffles in my breakfast just cuz i don't play GGSt and is playing Gran Turismo IV rn tho...
by GuiltyGearHunter109 April 20, 2024
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porsche

only name of the cute girl.she's so kind and beautiful.she gonna make you happy and every time you see her you will definitely smile.she gonna make you laugh when you're tired.
i wish you like porsche
by imnotrobot November 21, 2021
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