poet

someone who makes chicks seem to go crazy.

im a poet. unlike prose writers when i form my sentences it doesnt make any coherent sense but it sounds fuckin cool anyway.

by wrongsideoftheprism August 24, 2003

poetry doula

n.) one who helps poems to be born, particularly one who assists the birthing mother to breathe through the process, knowing that this has been done before, again and again since time immemorial, and will be done again.

If it wasn't for my poetry doula, I would have had to deliver that hexameter by cesarian, and needed to resort to vintage grapes to ease the pain of dilation!

by Sara Nolan February 22, 2008

dead poetic

Great music, great lyrics, Great Band!

LOVE THEM!

"Lie where you won’t see yourself in that way.
And we’ll ride to somewhere.

All we are is paralyzed from the face down.
We’re still alive with our fake smiles.
When the camera’s away."

Really awesome band! Dead Poetic

by gracied October 24, 2007

Poet Laureate Infinity

1.) In hip hop, a concept invented by rapper Canibus involving the mixing of different vocal "layers" with a corresponding rhyme scheme to create alternate phrasing, ideas, and overall subject matter; set a record in 2007 for the most bars ever recorded on a single track (with all five tracks together, it equals 1000 bars) in history.

2.) Also known as "PLOO" or "ploo"

I've spent hours mixing Poet Laureate Infinity.

by Dante_Gulgatha July 8, 2009

Slam Poetry

A type of poetry expressing a persons personal story and/or struggle usually in an intensely emotional style. Very powerful, sincere, and moving.

Katie Mkkai's poem "Pretty"

"Russell Simmons Presents Brave New Voices" has many fantastic examples of Slam Poetry

by DarkVictorian June 18, 2010

Edgar Allan PoETRY

any poetry writing by the legend himself, Edgar Allan Poe

I Love me some Edgar Allan Poetry!

by Chandler Sorrells April 9, 2006

Bathroom Poetry

Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.

Bathroom Poetry:

"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."

"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."

by Joshie G. April 23, 2010