A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
Get the Ubiquitous Porcupinemug. The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.
The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
Get the Portuguese Porcupinemug. When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine
by nickgr7 September 29, 2017
Get the Porcupine Syndromemug. by anonymous July 24, 2022
Get the brazillian porcupinemug. by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024
Get the Porcupine Butter Churnermug. The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
Get the Porcupinemug. When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
Get the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug.