PONCHO HOGS

Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!

Yooo....look at those PONCHO HOGS on that slam pig!

by Gaynuts September 14, 2017

Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.

We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.

by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 August 09, 2008

poncho pal

when you share a used condom with a friend, thereby sharing your protective gear and becoming pals for life

yo man it's wet as hell in there, can i be your poncho pal so i don't get her preggo?

by qrey92 June 01, 2012

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 01, 2017

poncho party

Girls pooping and peeing on top of guys during intercourse while extremely intoxicated. (while wearing ponchos).

Yo I went to this poncho party and it smelled so bad. Poop an pee everywhere.

by Poncho whore March 14, 2014

Poncho Villa push out

When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.

~Steve Soelberg

Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.

Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.

by Vimless September 09, 2021