Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

by Bootstraps September 17, 2008

Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

by The Rockit February 10, 2010

Polish balloon animal

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015

polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris December 9, 2008

polish airdrop

A polish airdrop is a complicated maneuver that consists of travelling to an elevated area, such as a cliff or tree and crapping on a targets head.

I waited in silence as i lined up my target, standing just a few metres underneath the thick tree bough i had lodged myself in. i released just in time, hitting them directly on the top of the head, knocking them out completely and spattering the arth around them with my foul smelling polish airdrop. not to be confused with similar pranks like the dutch plunkit

by Cavetourer December 13, 2014

polish ski trip

When a guy sitting between two other men is jerking them off with each of his hands, the two guys being jerked interlock fingers and commence to jerking the guy in the middle.

Bill took a polish ski trip with brady and josh.

by the ogle January 5, 2015

Polish road head

When the driver blows the passenger.

Johnny was getting some Polish road head before they died in a fiery crash.

by Oboefreak August 14, 2016