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"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."
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vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
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