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planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.
"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"
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tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)
Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.
by DKB May 9, 2006
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Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.
John you Planker!
by sks2002 August 28, 2018
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Planters

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.
"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."
by J 'Sak December 21, 2008
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The Panzer

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"
by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005
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gay planner

A mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes homo. Generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a penis.
Wife: Honey, let's go see the Sex in the City movie on opening day!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...

Girlfriend: Sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on Saturday... I've always thought you'd look just adorable with highlights.
Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!
by Chisos Climber May 22, 2008
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Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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