pickles

Nickname for defencemen Marc-Edouard Vlasic on the San Jose Sharks because Vlasic is a popular brand of pickles in the USA. Also a cucumber that is pickled in vinager.

Pickles just scored a goal versus them.
I like pickles.
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

by Pavelski8 March 21, 2007

picless

The state of being unable to upload a picture to a chatsite, fb or other social media due to being uglier than a hatfull of assholes, weighing more than your average dairy cow or a combo of both.

She's been picless for so long and refuses to cam or meet. you just know she must be horrendous.

by Frankencastle November 19, 2015

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010

Mega Pickles

A different way of saying a guy's dick just used but in a different term. Also, could use to be referring to the pixels in a camera but said wrong!

Chris: How many mega pickles is your camera?
Tasha: Mega what?
Chris Mega Pickles! I mean mega pixels!

Tasha: *confused face*
Chris and Tash: Laughing so hard and keeps repeating Mega Pickles

by MegaPickle2016 December 5, 2016

make stink pickles

Dropping the kids off at the pool, takin' a dump, makin' chalupas... essentially going for a poo

Dilbert: I been holdin' it for hours now, I gotta go make stink pickles before I leave shit stains on my briefs

by Hollster October 16, 2008

Pickles

AweXome comic strip, despite the fact that it's mostly centred on the life of an old couple with a nephew. Every strip is always hilariously funny, putting most of today's comic strips to shame (except for Foxtrot comics.. they just rock.)

I want to see the characters in the Pickles comic strip do something kinky and non-elderly-like with a jar of pickles. :)

by useful idiot January 13, 2005

Peni-Pickles

A nickname for random people.

Billy Bob: Hey

Milerz: Hey.

Billy Bob: Soo...

Milerz: PENI-PICKLES

by Milerz and Manderz August 1, 2011