Philadelphia 

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

Philadelphia by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023

Philadelphia Orchestra 

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".

Philadelphia Orchestra by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Philadelphia Sunscreen 

Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"

Philadelphia Sunscreen by KhenM August 30, 2013

philadelphia snowball 

Chucking a D battery at someone.

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.

philadelphia snowball by RolandaM May 27, 2016

Philadelphia Highboy 

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.

Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

Philadelphia Highboy by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018

Philadelphia Chinese Store 

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

Philadelphia Chinese Store by MrMr September 8, 2013