Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.

*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."

by Another Dusty-Foot Philosopher April 26, 2009

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phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

by Tedro357 February 26, 2009

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Verb (past tense)

Definition: To have been confident that you would win a competition, due to holding a large lead over the opponent who was in 2nd place behind you, only to lose at the last moment, in a manner which would need to have been viewed with one's own eyes to be believed.

DeAndre placed his hands on Karronda's hips, and began to thrust his pelvis towards her nether regions, in an attempt to fornicate in a canine manner, but shockingly, mere fractions of a second before contact could be made, another man "phelpt" DeAndre, shoving him to the ground at the very last moment, taking Karronda for himself.

"You have been Phelpt, DeAndre!" exclaimed the surprise victor, who won Karronda over with only moments to spare, to DeAndre's great surprise.

by bfactor August 1, 2009

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Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

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