Phlegmlore

This is when someone is so full of themselves that the actually begin to choke you with their own "greatness" it is used for people that are actually real nim rods

Kanye: Ima let you finish but Beyonce had the best video of all time.... all time

Me: Kayne wtf you phlegmlore

by Lemonmastery December 21, 2009

Phlegmmy

a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.

"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"

by disobey160 November 17, 2010

Pheenak

An unstoppable gamer.

Wow, look at that guy play! He's a Pheenak for sure!

by sirdavallen June 6, 2011

phlegkwus

The moment when a son is masturbating, his mother enters the room, and their eyes meet. Possibly the most awkward to say and to think about.

Guy 1: How the fuck do you spell "phlegkwus"?
Guy 2: I don't know, but I experienced it last night, and now I'm grounded. Doesn't she understand that it's just what all guys do?

by scully12 June 12, 2011

peegency

When you REALLY REALLY have to urinate.

I got hit with a peegency while I was shopping and barely made it to the washroom in time.

by Jag Silver November 5, 2015

Pheget

What raff is.

"Wow Raff is such a pheget he doesn't even play fortnite duos"

by Themonstercock#69 May 27, 2018

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018