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phlegkwus

The moment when a son is masturbating, his mother enters the room, and their eyes meet. Possibly the most awkward to say and to think about.

Guy 1: How the fuck do you spell "phlegkwus"?
Guy 2: I don't know, but I experienced it last night, and now I'm grounded. Doesn't she understand that it's just what all guys do?

by scully12 June 12, 2011