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Peruvian bump 

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!
They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!
Peruvian bump by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021

Peruvian Paraglider 

The art of spreading your significant others cheeks while you peform the helicopter in their genetalia so fast you create lift and glide in the air while the pee pee is doing the helicopter thingy, you then release your explosive diarrhea all over the bed to make the peruvian mountains.
Peruvian Paraglider Yo bro, i did the Peruvian Paragilder on my mans ethan last night and now he needs surgery.

Peruvian Nutter Butter 

Once a man is close to ejaculation. He pulls out and sticks his penis in a tub of butter. Then inserts his penis in a woman's rectums and finishes.
Peruvian Nutter Butter by Pinkt@c0 October 11, 2010

Peruvian Massage 

A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.
Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.

Peruvian Necktie 

1.(n.)also known as a bolivian necktie. It is a form of murder most common in prisons where one uses a sharp blade such as an illegally acquired knife or razor blade to cut a "V" shape around the area of the victim where a necktie would be worn

2.(n.)In the drug world it is a form of punishment for not paid their "bill." A gasoline soaked tire(usually of a volvo) is placed around a victims neck which is then lit on fire.
1. Johnny found out that it was Stubby who notified the guards about his secret collection of assorted crude razor blades and had them confiscated. In response he gave him a Peruvian Necktie on his 35th birthday

2. Given the clients excessive and overdue tab, the drug dealer ordered his men to give a bonus peruvian necktie on the clients next shipment of yeyo
Peruvian Necktie by Randy Gee August 12, 2006

Peruvian Steamer 

1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.
Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.