Mom: OMG you got a Perteeth!
You: a Perteeth?
Mom: Yes a Perteeth
You: When i have a Perteeth ummm.. i think it will Fall
Mom: don't be silly Son,
You: Yes it's true Slime Head!!
Mom: you're Grounded for insaulting Me!
You: Whaet NOO!!
You: i was joking i promise
Mom i know you're Lying!
Mom: that's it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE SMALL HUMEN!
You: a Perteeth?
Mom: Yes a Perteeth
You: When i have a Perteeth ummm.. i think it will Fall
Mom: don't be silly Son,
You: Yes it's true Slime Head!!
Mom: you're Grounded for insaulting Me!
You: Whaet NOO!!
You: i was joking i promise
Mom i know you're Lying!
Mom: that's it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE SMALL HUMEN!
by All Sail! June 5, 2020
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Perrie is known as the most handsome boy in the universe. He has a big dick. He use to fun around. A lot of girls want to hang out with him because he has a big dick.
Perrie is handsome.
by Albert Choox Einstein June 7, 2021
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1. European;
2. rich to some degree;
3. or an experienced poser.
Pronounced peh·ree·ei. Gross to most Americans. The benefits are that it's filling and purportedly good for a hangover. Still, assuming you're in the U.S., why not just grab a La Croix?
1. European;
2. rich to some degree;
3. or an experienced poser.
Pronounced peh·ree·ei. Gross to most Americans. The benefits are that it's filling and purportedly good for a hangover. Still, assuming you're in the U.S., why not just grab a La Croix?
Brent is the kind of guy who orders Perrier wherever he goes, if you know what I mean.
*Bartender brings over a Perrier*
*Takes a small sip, smacks lips*
"Mmm... still water just doesn't compare to Perrier. I first discovered the magic of Perrier in Marseille, where I sucked it out of some French chick's navel after doing a line down her chest. Say, ever been to France?"
*Bartender brings over a Perrier*
*Takes a small sip, smacks lips*
"Mmm... still water just doesn't compare to Perrier. I first discovered the magic of Perrier in Marseille, where I sucked it out of some French chick's navel after doing a line down her chest. Say, ever been to France?"
by MC Shammer June 18, 2021
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introverted and emotional.
Everyone loves having Permeet as friend because it's like having your own personal therapist. He just "get" how you feel, never judge, listen endlessly.
introverted and emotional.
Everyone loves having Permeet as friend because it's like having your own personal therapist. He just "get" how you feel, never judge, listen endlessly.
by Rvo6 November 22, 2021
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In paying homage to STEVE PAUL "ADAM" JOBS (STAY HUNGRY.STAY F00LISHand his brillianCE as you pretty much know how SUNDER would in APPLE 808 as a SURE LINE would set up this CALENDER.
HI
SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
HI
SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
HEY You GOO...RS what does our PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER day this COLD EVENING as we all know the date and month are always the same BUTT NOTHING in this universe would work if it wasn't APRIL FIRST, ANY YEAR and GODDAMN you are right SUNDER as WELL NOBLE PEACE EEE TO ALL.
HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751
THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751
THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 30, 2022
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