Penis

The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.

Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.

by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009

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The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.

"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"

by v-rae October 5, 2006

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a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.

Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.

by Sir-sex-a-lot December 12, 2003

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Penis is a male's genitalia

Penis is close to your balls

by theeternalgamerami March 6, 2015

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what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

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