peddlephile

Having a somewhat unhealthy love biking

I know Steve will want to go on another 100 mile bike ride today. He is a real peddlephile

by Yonkel June 26, 2016

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

Pendeja

The most beautiful person in the whole world and is the baddest bitch

You are just a good pendeja

by La pendeja December 29, 2020

Pendrew

A very sexy man who gets so many girls and owns unemployed people like puzpaz.
Pendrew is from a very rich family and owns 22 villas 12 hotels 42 cars and 17 restaurants.

Puis:I’m so jealous of pendrew man I wish I was like him.
Murad:I know man he gets all the girls.

by Pls pls add more followers to August 26, 2021

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022