Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

by kmb00 June 14, 2021

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 30, 2010

Screamin Pelican

When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.

I was hammerin on Sally, and I gave her a Screamin Pelican....I don't think I'll see her again...

by Mech 2 March 13, 2010

The Bald Pelican

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.

"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".

by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013

Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 9, 2020