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petting the pussy

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.
by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019
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Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.
Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!
by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020
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pecticals

Man titties :3 akin to the word “chesticals” but specifying pectorals.
Derivative of the combination of pectorals and testicles
Gdamn, those are NICE pecticals”
“Staaaaaawp”
by Mankissiestmankisser September 14, 2023
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street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.
Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!
by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC September 11, 2012
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pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.
Josh, quit pecking you're embarassing us.
by Kenny Sawyer April 22, 2008
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