postern

an entrance that no one really knows about, an un recognised entrance

The cops came in the front so we cheesed it out the postern.

by Jon Provance December 6, 2006

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

Pustering

The act of anal seepage most common of horny male or female age 13-40 who have recently received anal. Normally leaves the anus sore,wet, and red. Symptoms include lots of orgasmns and liquid squirting out the anus.

Person: Dylan why are you always pustering in your pants after anal.

by Nikolia03 March 8, 2016

last poster

that annoying person who ALWAYS has to be last person to comment on things on facebook.......even if it doesn't make sense or makes the conversation go on forever.

Post:HAHAHAHAHA!! this put me in a great mood. i can't believe you found it. omg he's such a last texter...hahahahahahaha!!

Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!

by Chief99 November 11, 2009

self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012