Idaho payday

Leaving a gas station with a full tank of gas and 2 or more tobacco products.

Wow johnny filled his tank up and bought a roll or copenhagen, he just had an Idaho Payday

by Bagger_Vance July 14, 2017

Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.

Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.

by Copyname March 11, 2019

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

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