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Patio Primate

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!
by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009
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Patronize

To treat someone as inferior as a result of some sort of help they accepted from you and to feel you have right to teach, control, or check on them. Clearly not a noble behavior.
A:When will Teresa's parents stop patronize her, checking up on her every breath all the time?...
B:Probably never! You know..people like them will feel like that with their children forever..
by cooltrixie June 20, 2016
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Patience

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.
Denotes lenience, forbearance, fortitude, patient endurance, longsuffering. It describes a person who has the power to exercise revenge but instead exercises restraint.

We are "strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness". Colossians 1:11
by LoveLight October 27, 2012
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patience

The ability to stand (without complaining) long periods of:
1) hardship
2) boredom, also: bad entertainment
3) being with parents or other difficult individuals
4) being at a place you rather would like to leave

Often classified as requirement for:
a) raising children
b) a relationship
c) learning
d) life
e) achieving anything
f) conversation
1) (see link)
2) when you have nothing to do, but you also do not want to be impolite (in case you are someone's guest)
3) mom, dad, brothers, sisters, humans in general
4) school, university, job, life

a) see parent, parents
b) see girl (entry No.9, §1)
c) see school; reading a book will take more time than watching a movie, so you will need patience
d) do not push things to happen, else you often end up having trouble
e) some things take time to happen, you will need patience in order to wait for them
f) try and you will see
by Durel January 6, 2006
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Patronz

Usually, this move was used by the Nigerian women in the late 1930's - the early 1940's. It was a ritual used for men to pick a certain women based on how well she shakes, or slides across the circle. Nowadays, usually young adolescent girls mirror the same types of dance moves with different variations.
Dude, look at that one girl in the tight booty shorts named shannon doing the patronz!
by TheArtifactHunter July 13, 2009
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Patinky

Sexual intercourse that involves the nose and nasal cavity. Usage of the nose or nasal cavity for sexual stimulation
Me and my wife engaged in great patinky last night!
by Sexmasteraidan69 March 2, 2021
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chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011
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