dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.

"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."

by irritant August 4, 2004

to parrot

To put your cock on someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

John: I tried to parrot Judy last night!
Bill: Cool story, bro!

Carter: I totally parroted Judy last night!
Eric: Cool story, bro!

Daniel: I can't wait to parrot Judy tonight!
Mike: You motherfucker!

by theParrottron August 14, 2012

Parred

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

by topbantz August 19, 2015

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

parreg

Name for a person, any type of person. Can be used in anger or friendship. Should have a negative load and supposed to be used to give someone names > stupid parreg!

Anger: 'Stupid parreg!'
Friendship: 'Yo parreg!'

by markku December 21, 2006

Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.

'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'

by Stust January 13, 2009

boob parrot

When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

by thechrid January 4, 2016