co-parenting

A method of child rearing, most prevalent among divorced or separated parents, wherein one party can berate, abuse, slander, malign, degrade, humiliate and demean the other party for failing to act within an arcane, undisclosed and unachievable list of arbitrary and misaligned goals, methodologies, and intentions, for the betterment of the children(s') well being and mental conditions.

Asil: "You can talk to your children when you learn how to co-parent! You have to listen to me!"

Nero: "Ok. What do you want to tell me?"

Asil: "You can only talk to them about the four topics I have assigned to you today! You cannot talk to them about tomorrow's topics! WE HAVE TO WORK ON CO-PARENTING!!!"

Nero: "I can talk to them about anything that doesn't harm them. They just asked what is for dinn..."

Asil: "NOT ACCEPTABLE! WHY WON'T YOU CO-PARENT WITH ME? YOU MUST RESPECT ME!"

Nero: "......"

Asil: "RESPECT MAH AU-THOR-A-TAY! Why won't you CO-PARENT?!?!?"

Nero: "....."

Asil: "GROW UP! PULL UP YOUR BIG BOY PANTS!"

by WhopperJr August 19, 2013

parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016

helium parenting

(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.

"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."

overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012

by PRwiz101 August 1, 2012

plotting against the black and white

This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.

Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.

by Tina Collins November 11, 2005

plotting

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin

She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit

by Lucy100 March 9, 2007

Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 4, 2009