Paracetamolling

When your ill you take paracetamol like every stupid 4 hours.

Dick: Woah im ill need to take another paracetamol..

Fanny: Woah dick... are you paracetamolling?

by pashley December 15, 2008

parachuting

Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.

"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."

by rapheal September 18, 2008

chuck palahniuk

A most amazingly talented author. Known most for his bizarre book topics , as well as for writing the book Fight Club, which became a very successful movie.
Other books include: Lullaby, Rant, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Snuff and many more.

What are you reading?

Chuck... uh.. p a l ... chuck palahniuk?!
I'm reading Chuck! He is amazing!

Let me read some Chuck too!

by saraahcreek November 5, 2008

AIDS Parade

A derogatory term often used while sitting in traffic referring to the cars between you and your destination. An AIDS parade is generally held every weekend from December through March on I-70 in Colorado. This term can also be used as a derogatory colloquialism expressing a great distaste for ones life, mannerisms, or actions.

Damnit Jew, would you look at this AIDS parade in front of us?

Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!

by TiredReality July 22, 2009

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

Palahniuk

Chuck Palahniuk.The most amazing author alive. Wrote the amazing books fight club, survivor, lullaby, invisible monsters, diary, and choke. Kicks ass. I want to marry him.

When someone says something really deep yet really sarcastic, something that expresses dry humor you might say..."that was so Palahniuk."

by Yes, that's me April 1, 2005

parade rest

A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.

Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.

by Schwaka0 March 2, 2016