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fire painting

Fire painting is a technique where by you use fire to paint pictures using a long exposure on a camera, pioneered by van elder photography
Wow dude, that some sick fire painting!
by vanelderphotography February 6, 2013
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Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.
Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."
by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012
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Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.
I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!
by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016
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Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.
by Kris.B. May 19, 2015
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shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness
When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
by The Square Gang April 13, 2008
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Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick
Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark
by Cockpainting October 4, 2017
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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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