Hot girl pandemic

Since we are still in a pandemic and there is no chance of a hot girl summer yet imma just call myself hot girl pandemic

Girl fuck hot girl summer,I’m in a hot girl pandemic

by Epicureanhoe March 26, 2021

airwing security blanket pandemic

something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept". easily identifiable by recognizing emphasis on words such as "mos credibility" or "quals" or "knowledgeable" (which by the way, isnt a fucking word). these marines insist they know everything, and in their world (the flightline) they do. these marines are usually poor leaders, outstanding mechanics, and nothing that hinders the faintest resemblance of a marine. some can shoot a rifle, some can run a good pft, some of them go to college, some of them pursue resident military education, some of them do some things. but none of them do all of it. they pick and choose areas to focus on, and hide from the rest of the world in the comfort of an MOS. they are also known for back dooring real marines with any desire of mos progression. some have speculated tihs is a result of fear, disdain, and others simply as a self preservation tactic to keep the standard at a level low enough to achieve.

dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic. that guys a shit bag, outside of the airwing, the marine corps would eat him alive and he knows it. you can be just like him, or you could start pting, shooting a rifle, attending pme, and i dont know, develop into a leader. i guess its up to you.

by H Downington III February 22, 2011

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020