A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
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