ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.
Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!
by wellimmikedd December 07, 2010
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Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.
Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.
by MistressZ August 02, 2018
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bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.
“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”
by Dolemite Jones August 08, 2020
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Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 05, 2016
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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
by Spastic llama August 19, 2015
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Brooklyn Ostrich

When your dick is so big that it’s hard to wear certain clothes so you tuck your dick between your legs and nestle him up your asshole to save space and allow the use of many other types of clothes
OG mudbone’s 12 inch penis would probably hang down near his knees so if he wore shorts his dick would be out so if he tucks it in his ass it won’t go below his tant this using the Brooklyn ostrich
by Antwan Guzzels October 17, 2021
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ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 14, 2019
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