Wet onion

When you have sex, and that pussy smells so bad it makes you cry.

Man, Lindsey had such a wet onion when we fucked

by Wet onion April 01, 2015

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soviet onion

a. The attempt of spelling "Soviet Union" but incorrectly spells it "onion" making it a communist vegetable.

Is that the soviet onion?!...oh wait I meant union.

by sovietonion June 12, 2017

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everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

by green923jade April 26, 2017

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Parable Of The Onion

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

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"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 06, 2019

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cutting onions

A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.

When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"

by TheRealDealToo November 11, 2015

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