Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
by Metroid22 January 22, 2022
Shelf Bellie (SB) was a Post Nuclear Punk Band influenced by artists such as Cake, Rancid, GnR, NIN and Johnny Cash.
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
Shelf Bellie is putting the fun back into Rock 'n' Roll.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
by PDXOR May 11, 2019
When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
by 352 Boys April 05, 2011
Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
by Jesse November 19, 2003
by Jim Reed May 07, 2006
Usually pertaining to guys, the friends shelf is when a girl labels you a friend, disallowing you to be anything more then "just friends".
I am on the friends shelf because this girl hangs out with me and we get along great but i will never be more then a friend to her.
by Tongnar July 11, 2006
by pinkpirate88 October 04, 2009