eggs

Alex

I am eggs

by quiltbag November 19, 2019

Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

egg

round thing that breaks easy but tastes ok

jeff:egg
bob:ok

by egg man 445 August 8, 2018

Egg

A derogatory comment towards someone to cause offence, usually when they perform a stupid or bad act. (Either in hindsight or present)

Jeff: I just bought a BMW!
Bill: You egg! You should have bought a cheaper car!

by Greenlewiegee May 11, 2013

Egg

Informal} Someone who is always angry or snappy, grumpy, more on the negative side.

<P1>Don't be such an egg, my friend.
<Egg> Oh just shut up, why can't you act in your normal ways?!
<P1> Ah, the good times...

by ThenewURL June 9, 2016

egg

(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.

Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

Egg

A kind of person who does not reciprocate in a relationship. A person who expects care from his/her partner but does not provide care in return. Someone who hurts his/her partner knowingly.

I always talk to him when he is stressed out for his deadlines, but he just disappears whenever I need him.

He is such an egg!

by Serius March 11, 2013