Beers

Ey Mark, you wanna drink some beers and watch the Packer game?
by ElCaptino March 07, 2010
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An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.
I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.
by gin gent October 19, 2008
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Beer

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.
by Short Assassin October 03, 2018
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Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.
by Lanky Joe November 02, 2005
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I beer beer

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.
Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.
by d00mcake September 21, 2010
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A great drink.

...for screwing up your brain.
<Random man> *drinks beer*
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!

(The next day...)

<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?
by dj gs68 February 13, 2004
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