A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
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Abusive, unfriendly unkind registered nurse, often drunk with power with little regard for his or her patients.
That Nursebag rolled his eyes at me when I arrived in the ER with abdominal pain. Thankfully another RN realized I was in acute pain and required immediate help.
The RN on the phone was more concerned about going home on time then helping a patient with chest pain. What a Nursebag!
Most Notorious Example of a Nursebag is: Nurse Mildred Ratched is the head administrative nurse at the Salem, Oregon State Hospital, a mental institution where she exercises near-absolute power over the patients' access to medications, privileges, and basic necessities such as food and toiletries. She capriciously revokes these privileges whenever a patient displeases her. (From Wikipedia)
The RN on the phone was more concerned about going home on time then helping a patient with chest pain. What a Nursebag!
Most Notorious Example of a Nursebag is: Nurse Mildred Ratched is the head administrative nurse at the Salem, Oregon State Hospital, a mental institution where she exercises near-absolute power over the patients' access to medications, privileges, and basic necessities such as food and toiletries. She capriciously revokes these privileges whenever a patient displeases her. (From Wikipedia)
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he is very hot and goes to loads of clubs.
he is the strongest and smartest. no one can be more handsome as him.Everyone loves him in every type way unless their the opposite of him.
he is very good when it come to football.he will slay everyone.
Noureldeen's are extremely nice guys, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent.
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Get the Noureldeen mug.Nurselin is very cool person who has a good fashion sense and is also smart. However, Nurselin isn't very good with understandibg herself anf likes to stay in her routine. Nurselin likes watching Among Us streams of streamers and Greys Anatomy. Her favourite food are instant noodles.
Person A: Damn. WHO'S THAT HOTTIE OVER THERE?
Person B: Oh that's just Nurselin. The most wholesome human being in the whole wild world.
Person A: Oh sheesh. SHE SEGGSY
Person B: Oh that's just Nurselin. The most wholesome human being in the whole wild world.
Person A: Oh sheesh. SHE SEGGSY
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