critical voyeur

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.

I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!

by Greedeemee January 26, 2015

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

rap critic

the best critic for rap songs on youtube

hey rap critic just proved how shit this song was!

by the sungod of england November 26, 2016

Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"

"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"

by MomDoer2014 February 3, 2021

boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.

Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."

by jsd9632 November 26, 2011

critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

by WEW September 6, 2007

Facebook Critic

1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.

2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.

3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.

Closely related to Facebook Narcissism

"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.

John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"

Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"

Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"

Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"

by Ego Smasher December 23, 2011