Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
Get the Male Follicle Sensitivitymug. In a team or business setting, this is an adjective to describe a person whose absence would create a devastating impact
If Greg got hit by a truck tomorrow we’d be screwed on our deliverables. Or, if Adam can’t step up with Greg out, there’s no way we’re winning our game this week. Greg is truck sensitive.
by NEP87 January 15, 2025
Get the truck sensitivemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Www.speedrun.com & Guinness World Record Are Lumped In together For Inidividuals Who ARe Sensitive About The Word "'Emmisary'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Www.speedrun.com & Guinness World Record Are Lumped In together For Inidividuals Who ARe Sensitive About The Word "'Emmisary'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Www.speedrun.com & Guinness World Record Are Lumped In together For Inidividuals Who ARe Sensitive About The Word "'Emmisary'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseasesmug. describes someone who is sensitive without being judgmental. Can also describe someone who wears their emotions, but also shows they are still strong regardless.
by jhuynh33 September 8, 2025
Get the Sensitive gangstermug. Within your own FB, IG, or Twitter feed, when you cannot handle comments posted by friends or foes, that you tell the person that you're hurt or offended by their comments.
Problem is, the "victim" gets butthurt over a non malice comment, leading to more comments that will show one's inability to take it, but can only dish it out.
This leads to their personal posting domain as their "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
Problem is, the "victim" gets butthurt over a non malice comment, leading to more comments that will show one's inability to take it, but can only dish it out.
This leads to their personal posting domain as their "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
"Mike" was offended by my comment about man-crushing a friend. None the less, his distaste for a joke was followed by more jokes.
In future FB communication, I must be cognizant to Mike's emotional needs, that I need to play nice in his "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
In future FB communication, I must be cognizant to Mike's emotional needs, that I need to play nice in his "Sandbox of Sensitivity".
by JLBIII August 12, 2018
Get the sandbox of sensitivitymug. The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .
Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.
by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022
Get the Guitar-Sensitivemug.