Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023

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wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

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Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

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ab wrinkles

An excuse - an alternative name for fat rolls

I'm not fat, I just have ab wrinkles!!

by Thepatella March 23, 2017

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Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

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The wrinkles under your eyes that are more profound after finally getting a good nights sleep.

When you work so much, or go hours without sleep, than you finally get a good solid 6+ hours of sleep. The wrinkles under your eyes are more defined than usual.

No ima see some birch with bags under eyes and be like damn look at them fatigue wrinkles lol

by Donald Trump! April 2, 2017

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