an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO!!!!!1!!!1111ONE!!
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing
(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing
(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
by kingofcupcakes September 01, 2007
A common word refering to new players on video games, online websites, ect; generally used by people that eat balled cheetos and whack off to World of Warcraft.
(Two guys playing W.O.W.)
Guy 2: "Alright! We just pwned that dragon mate"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos"
Guy 2: "....Noob"
Guy 2: "Alright! We just pwned that dragon mate"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos"
Guy 2: "....Noob"
by J.A.T & A.J.P November 09, 2009
On counter-strike when some1's score has more then a 1-2 kill death ratio then are a noob! example of that would be, 1kill and 30deaths.
by DukeXRion August 28, 2007
An appropriate, yet annoying way of saying "newbie" in reference to someone who is an unexperienced and unskilled gamer. Most often used by people who have nothing better to do than play video or computer games for most of their pathetic lives, and are offended by the overconfidence of unproven new comers. "Noob" is a popular word in gamer language. In some instances, exceptionally bad players may be referred to as "boon" or "nub" (but only in rare, extreme cases)
(after getting killed) "you stupid noob!"
or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB."
or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"
or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB."
or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"
by barberino June 13, 2005
by alex_op January 26, 2006
person with little to no intelligence or commen sense often sucks at games and their life in general like that one weird kid you sit in front of in your math class often used with another word such as noob face, noob gamer ect.
My brother is a complete noob;The guy who wrote that amazingly long defintion a few down from me is a noob.
by random guy556 December 15, 2007
A person who is new to a place or game. It is commonly used on ROBLOX, a popular online game. the meaning of the word is changing. people are seying that noobs are people that mess up games.
by sniper21 June 08, 2010