noobitor

Noobitor is an extended version of the word n00b. Noob means an idiotic person who is nice.

girl - 'omg your such a noobitor'
boy - 'hey!'
girl - 'love you really'

by Poppy Jeffery March 20, 2008

Hob Nobing

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!

A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.

by hobnobing July 16, 2013

noitamrofni

false information (or information spelled backwards.)

The girls used noitamrofni in their House of Burgesses report.

by Stephan Billiams March 28, 2005

nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.

Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.

by Willis McGee July 16, 2006

nosity

1.as a suffix, -nosity is similar to -ness, and is generally used to describe something.
2.nosity can also be used to generalise about something (e.g. a person's situation) much in the same way as words like "malarkey" or "fiasco" are.
3.also similar to nub ( as in, the nub and gist), nosity can mean the point.

1."hehe get me and my infinite humournosity"
2."yeh, remember lily and her nosity about shoes?"
3."the general nosity was that she was a smelly poo"

by karis November 1, 2004

nobism

To excel in utter stupidity, moronic behaviour, idiocy, or similar sub-intelligence.

"He did what? That's just pure nobism!"

"The way he drives that car is nobism"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

nobbit

Something that is unemailable because it is too big

I'll have to diskit, its a nobbit

by Gausie January 30, 2005