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Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.
Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.
by Jfattz August 27, 2013
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Chuck Norrised

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.
I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.
by Sara Em November 11, 2008
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Nerrissa

A very kind-hearted person. Amazing singer. Beautiful inside and out.
Nerrissa is amazing.
by greatguy1085 December 8, 2010
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Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.
by apatheticempath December 3, 2011
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Chuck Fucking Norris

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
by Chuck Norris88 December 11, 2010
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Nerdist Colony

Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.
Craig: Um... dude, why are you dressed as Spock?

Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?

Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*
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nerdistic

1. the act of a very intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit deriving gratification or pleasure from random acts of nerdism

2. The pleasure or enjoyment of speaking in an esoteric manner.

3. The act of using computer jargon or messenger abbreviations in everyday audible dialogue

4. A general term for any nerd who truly loves and enjoys his/her stature.
"I love the way nerds act in a purely nerdistic manner."

1. "Dude...you totally pwned that warlock in WOW! Wicked righteous man!!"

2. Nerd 1 - "Remember that one time we did that thing with that thing on that game that was friggin' hilarious?!?"
Nerd 2 - "OMG! I know right!!"
Non-nerd - "What the hell are you two talking about."
Nerds - "Oh nothing you wouldn't understand it even if we explained it to you. It's kind of one of those 'had to be there' situations! HAHAHAHAHA"

3. "OMG I accidentally went into the wrong room for the meeting! Roffle!!!"

4. "I love being a nerd!!"
by stuck2dasheetz July 10, 2007
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