1. (Noun) Naruto is a manga/anime created by Masashi Kishimoto, otherwise known as one of the most uncreative and most sloppy manga artists to hit the popularity charts. The series is full of two dimensional asstards who somehow can defeat super awesome ninjas while sucking worse than Orochimaru's dick. The series claims to be about the local village man whore, Naruto Uzumaki, but truly revolves around his uber sexy rival, Sasuke Uchiha, who really needs to join a band and get out of his shithole that Kishimoto dug for him. The plot line is nonexistent and full of wannabes and pedophiles all fighting it out so they can fuck the biggest man whore of them all, an old fat guy named Jiraiya.
Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy.
After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice.
One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror.
2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy.
After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice.
One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror.
2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
by Simply Doomed January 19, 2009
Get the Narutomug. by taz.z.z June 11, 2006
Get the Narutomug. 1. Anime/manga that people give too much of a shit about, one way or another.
2. TV show you don't admit you watch
3. Source material for rampant shonnen-ai/yaoi fan fics that are reaching a freaking viral status on the interwebz. LOL I MADE A FUNNY GET IT. VIRAL.
2. TV show you don't admit you watch
3. Source material for rampant shonnen-ai/yaoi fan fics that are reaching a freaking viral status on the interwebz. LOL I MADE A FUNNY GET IT. VIRAL.
1. Lame guy on urban dick.com: NARUTO BLOWS
Other guy: you care because it's Naruto
2. I most definitely do not watch Naruto. What's a Naruto?
3. Sally wrote a 3 chapter NaruSasu fanfic. warning: lemon/yaoi. R&R plzkthnx
Other guy: you care because it's Naruto
2. I most definitely do not watch Naruto. What's a Naruto?
3. Sally wrote a 3 chapter NaruSasu fanfic. warning: lemon/yaoi. R&R plzkthnx
by luciamarcano April 3, 2009
Get the Narutomug. An extremely overrated anime/manga series that has millions of american fans just cuz it's pretty much been shoved down our throats. Which is just sad because there is much better anime/manga in this world. It plays (or at least played) on Cartoon Network. It has tons of crappy merchandise and video games that all, frankly, suck. ...Also, I think it means fish cakes or something...?
Some Person: Heeeey, wanna go watch Naruto. It's the best thing since sliced bread!! Me: *commits suicide*
by --AliceinWonderland-- July 7, 2009
Get the Narutomug. An anime/manga that once had a palatable plotline and interesting characters, which has run too long and been raped by fandom. Now the victim of fanfictions, it has passed the peak of popularity and is mostly yaoi fodder for lonely teenage girls.
"do You watch Naruto anymore?"
"Nah. I stopped watching it after they got to a hundred episodes but still weren't going anywhere."
"Nah. I stopped watching it after they got to a hundred episodes but still weren't going anywhere."
by Repetitive_Redundancy May 7, 2009
Get the Narutomug. Naruto is a Japanese TV show/series
It has a plot of a kid and inside this kid is a monstor which is the reason why the villagers hate him. but in truth Naruto is the most unpredictable ninja in the shinobi world. Before he was a ninja he used to be goofy (still is, not as much) to get the peoples attention (because he was ignored).
This Anime/Tv show is a beautiful analogy of love/hate and friends.
It has a plot of a kid and inside this kid is a monstor which is the reason why the villagers hate him. but in truth Naruto is the most unpredictable ninja in the shinobi world. Before he was a ninja he used to be goofy (still is, not as much) to get the peoples attention (because he was ignored).
This Anime/Tv show is a beautiful analogy of love/hate and friends.
"Did you watch Naruto? Im thinking about watching it sometime"
"Yes I did watch it and it was amazing! I hope you enjoy it too!"
"Yes I did watch it and it was amazing! I hope you enjoy it too!"
by Tritii October 10, 2018
Get the Narutomug. naruto is a awesome anime and manga,my mom hates it,i love it!he says believe it a lot in the original show.
by dark_master_2016 October 19, 2016
Get the Narutomug.